Funny things Kaden says

He's just the funniest kid and his grandy suggested I start a Kaden blog because of it.  I really should.  He makes me laugh several times per day so I really need to start writing more of it down. On the other hand there should be a whole separate blog for how naughty he is too.  If he wasn't so dang cute and funny I would really be pulling my hair out! I'm going to post this now and will add to it as time goes on.
We made it a rule for the "big" kids that they couldn't take toys to church anymore.  Kaden came in to our room right before we left and said to Joe, "I'm just little huh daddy?" Now keep in mind he is big when he wants to do big kid things.  Joe said, "Yep." and he replied really quickly back, "so I get to bring toys to church right!" We just looked at each other and laughed, he's such a conniver.
Joe and I always race each other if we are driving separate vehicles and the kids get all into it and really hate to lose(which is why they usually ride with me:)) so one day we raced and me and Macy won and when the boys walked in I looked and pointed at them and said booyah!!  Kaden pointed right back and said booyah to YOU.  Really emphasizing the you.
He's always saying "or not" after every question he asks.  Are you going to the store, or not?  He gets that from me.  I always so or no and Joe gives me a hard time about it.
We were standing in the laundry room and he was smacking my butt. I turned around and did the same to him.  He said mom, "bend over" so I did a little bit and all of the sudden I feel his face in my bum hole.  I turned around quickly and said, "what are you doing?"  Smelling he says.  He has a thing for smells.  It was so weird but so funny at the same time.
I was looking on my phone for some shoes for Macy and decided to buy some so I went and got my debit card and did everything I had to do.  Kaden has a little white wallet he likes to carry around and play with and even has a few coins in it.  I saw a cute little bike online and turned to show it to him and he said, "mom, I want to buy that right now."  I told him ya it's cute isn't it.  He proceeding to dig in his wallet for a quarter and then leaned over and said "where do I put this?" as he was trying to put the quarter in my phone to pay for the bike!  I didn't get it at first and then realized he thought he could just pay for it like I did the shoes!  Smart kid.